Jesses Run Center of Recent Crimewave
This just gets dumber and dumber. LAST night, someone was driving up and down Jesses Run in Calhoun County in the middle of the night and up until right before daybreak in a car with the headlights turned off, only 2 nights after the armed robbery. According to the armed neighborhood watchman on duty last night, there appeared to be at least 3 individuals in the car, a newer model, rounded type back end, smallish and either a blue or purple color in the moonlight. During their final trip thru, driving very slow and hiding the car behind bushes, they were confronted with part of the newly formed neighborhood watch, sword in hand, who waved at them to “bring it on”. At which point they sped away.
I bet head soup would be mighty tasty.
ARMED ROBBERY on Jesses Run
At approximately 2:00am on Friday, December 4, two armed robbers with scarves tied over their faces kicked thru the front door of a Jesse’s Run couple while they slept and held the husband at gunpoint while ordering his wife to give them all the money and valuables. Their 5 year old daughter was sleeping in the next room. One of the gunmen hit the husband in the head with his gun butt, which required a trip to the hospital. Stolen items include a purse and a wallet with all ID, bank books, drivers license, disability check, and all the money they had.
It is strongly suspected that there was a third party involved as a get-away driver. The vehicle they escaped in appeared to be a CAR, boxy looking, possibly GMC, and MAY have a bullet hole in the side or rear. Hopefully.
Altho their faces and hair were covered and one of the armed robbers did not speak much, the victims seem to feel they recognized the voice and certain phrases of words used by the man who was shouting orders and threats of killing. So there are some very strong suspects. For what it’s worth, the police WERE called, so if these individuals DO get found out, they are in deep doodoo. Assault, breaking and entering, wanton endangerment, armed robbery, grand larceny for starters…..
It is the editors opinion that hanging is not good enough.
It is also a very good thing these DOUCHE BAGS did not try this at the neighbor’s house as they might have lost their heads. Beheading certainly would stop a fellow from behaving so badly.
ANYONE with any info that can be used to fix these idiots wagons would be very much appreciated. Fellow citizens need to help look out for each other and be aware that there are some truly BAD scumbags among us. The only way to be safe is for everyone to do their part. Remember, next time it could be YOU.
Abbagoochies in WV!!! Look Out
well, some good promo gimmick for a couple new books anyhow…
Of course, we KNOW bigfoot exists…
And Moth Man.
And then there are the UFO sightings.
And the ghost hunters.
And the folks who think 9-11 was orchestrated by some guy in a cave in Afghanistan (or was it Iraq?), with an organization named after the shitter, and helpers with giant man eating box cutters… Who obviously had a direct link with Allah due to the total abandonment of any physics laws having to do with gravity and effects of heat on metal…
p.s.
Watch the new movie “2012”. Not one SINGLE building collapses into it’s own footprint.
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